Cheese for a Lactard

Uni has been really rather fun so far, and my Maori society teacher is a particular gem. Whilst learning about various Maori creation stories she was constantly spewing bits of hilarity, like with Tane, who was the creator of the first human, a woman. The daughter they had then became Tane's second wife, and she asked him who her father was. My professor went on to say 'uhhh and that's not a conversation that anyone wants to have, so he fesses up to his beautiful wife-daughter: I'm your dad.' Tane apparently also had a name for his penis which, 'doesn't surprise me. it seems to be a regular trend,' but didn't know where to put it in his wife to create the daughter, which is why we have various orifices like our nose filled with mucus, and ears with earwax, but 'for some people that's just a good night.'

Everything has really been going quite well here, and I really love it. If the chance is ever had to study abroad, please take it.

Thursday night I made mac and cheese, though it'd be more appropriate to call it cheese and mac based on the ridiculous proportions of the two. [holla at 1108 radian last year's various mac&cheese moves].

Friday the 13th was filled with sillies in class as well, even though I only had chem. Post finishing a banana [which for some reason took me like 40 minutes to do] I thought it would be a good idea to write 'bo nah nah' on it. Let's just say after receiving a neighborly 'wtf' face from Kevin, I was dying laughing for the remainder of the class. Proper shaking-crying type of laughing.

Last night was also a comedy show put on for re orientation week. It was quite good though I definitely needed some sort of subtitles to figure out what the hell they were saying. It was weird to see that school events sell beer, but I suppose that's the nature of such a low drinking age and such fun-seeking students.

Today I went into a car with my American flatmate who was driving for his first time in NZ.

Welcome to the wrong side

 It was funny. At 5mph we were still on the wrong side of the road half the time. He was a champ though, I would've definitely been terrified. We went to a farmers market which was absolutely amazing. Got a 5kilo bag of apples for $5, a ton of amazingly good cheese, a huge roll of bread, lamb kebab, and a bacon buttie [deliciously delicious sandwich. a+ would eat again].

Bacon Buttie Wrapper:

Cheeeeeeze

Now movie time methinks.

Fancy wine and cheese night later perhaps!